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Post by Sirene Wed Jan 23, 2008 10:45 pm

Joke Winniejoke

A seawoman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seawoman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seawoman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The One Eye Winnie replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg clean off."

"Arrrgh!" said the seawoman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied One Eye Winnie, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut me hand clean off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seawoman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said One Eye Winnie, "it was my first day with me hook"
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Post by Erik the Awful Thu Jan 24, 2008 8:35 am

heehee! you got me with that one, hook, line and sinker! Rolling Eyes
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Post by Admin Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:29 am

As I said before... Funny lady lol!
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Post by Baron Bootychaser Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:21 pm


That be one heck of a tale young lass, LOL.
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Post by Lady Stiletto Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:00 am

You matey, you have the perfect picture to go w/the joke. Where be Peg Leg.

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Post by Sirene Fri Jan 25, 2008 7:30 am

Lady Stiletto wrote:You matey, you have the perfect picture to go w/the joke. Where be Peg Leg.

"One Eye Winnie" is Angel's Hubby, he was twiching after a ship run, so I clipped his pic. He had such a funny pose I couldn't help meself.
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Post by Dog Bones Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:14 am

Crosbones Haha Haha,
Dog jest read yer story and is doubled over with stomach pains from laughter. Love it.
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