Time for new competition?

Perhaps its time we had some new pics to caption?

Any offers?

I'll give it a few days and if none are forthcomin I'll have look fer some meself

Yours Slightly lazily

Black

Johnny had discovered that staring blankly into the distance was the best way of dealing with "difficult" customers

Calmly, with nerves of steel, the perspiration on his brow hidden in the dim candlelight, Johnny slowly reached under the bar for "betty lou", his trusty combination AK-57 uzi laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shot gun...

Not a caption but I couldn't resist posting it here:

A kindly bartender came upon a terrible shipwreck where the Captain and the crew had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the wrecked ship. Feeling sorry for him, he brought the chimp back to his tavern. The bartenter looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the bartender and shook his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the bartender.

Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a mug in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the bartender.

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking?"

"Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking before they wrecked?"

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving" motioned the monkey.